cuttin on my foot

like an idiot, i managed to cut my foot last night. the circumstances are utterly laughable.

We had pizza for dinner, so i used the big, kind of heavy pizza cutter. later, when i was cleaning up dinner, I decided the best way to pick up the pizza cutter to put it in the dishwasher was not by the actual clean handle, but instead by trying to pinch the greasy, slippery round blade.

at this point you can probably see where this is going. as my hand passes over my foot, the weight of it inevitably causes the thing to fall straight onto my toe, which promptly started bleeding.

amazing